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Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.
These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.
by rectalreloader September 7, 2018
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Rule of Trump

Whatever subject; the economy, medicine, AI etc that Trump asserts he knows everything about, he knows nothing about. Every subject; Epstein, his health, extra-judicial killings etc that Trump asserts he knows nothing about, he knows everything about.
POTUS just Rule of Trumped about the newly-released Epstein photos
by GuyTheGorilla December 14, 2025
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silly peasant.....don't you know it's rules for thee and not for me?
by Rev Sharpton February 20, 2025
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