Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.

by Caramirdan October 3, 2016

The question rule

If two people ask each other questions the person that was asked first has to answer first

-Do you like pizza?
-Do you?
-I asked you first
-Oh youre right
*Thinking: damn that was smart*
Due to the question rule they have to answer first

by SwagCutie March 10, 2021

rule 900000000

If it exists there's an silly goober verison of it

1:Guys why is there an werid verison of Minecraft called "goobercraft"?
2:RULE 9000000000!

by SARP1STHEBEST September 30, 2023

Rules for thee and not for me

democrat modus operandi.

silly peasant.....don't you know it's rules for thee and not for me?

by Rev Sharpton February 20, 2025