brown eye blind

The craftful art of taking cream cheese an inserting it cold into ones anus and let it melt. At that point you take an exploding shit on your partners anus covering the "brown eye" with a milky white film.

Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus

This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.

I taught her a lesson by giving her the brown eye blind, then i made a bagel!

by brianssmithsmom May 18, 2010

doherty's eye ball

when the table of which you are playing beer pong is wet making a cup drift away from the others

andrew doherty; "fuck i just got another doherty's eye ball"

by skyla hoffmi March 13, 2008

ey wunnuh pesh?

a giant african approaches you at a seedy party with seedy intentions. he grabs your arm and, with a seedy glint in his eye, he says," ey". he nods his gangster hoodie in your direction and continues," wunnuh pesh?" you then run away laughing until you wee yourself.

you can use this in any situation, e.g. when taking the mickey outa old striddy, when tuning a hottie at a pulse or bluelight or, when giving an impression of a gangster from inala.

ey wunnuh pesh?

by leah-anne-z August 14, 2006

For your eyes only

For only your eyes, not your sexual organs. Commonly used when referring to pictures.

Person 1: Whoa, this is a really deep philosophy article.
Person 2: Ohhhh...so good..fap fap fap!
Person 1: Dude, for your eyes only.

by fyoa December 22, 2008

Red Eye Flight

Another name for getting high.
Listen to the song "Red Eye Flight" by Candiria.
See stoned.

(The real definition of a red eye flight is a late-night airplane flight)

"Hey what did you do last night?"
"Me and Nick had some extra money so we decided to buy some bud and take the red eye flight."

by $M0K3Y November 26, 2007

eye gunk

The nasty gooey shit that forms in your eyes. It grosses people the fuck out. So if it's up in your eye wipe it the fuck off.

Bob umm Mary?

Mary Yes Bob?

Bob well umm you see the thing is.. .

Mary Omg Bob don't beat around the bush!

Bob Fine! Bitch you got some nasty fuckin eye gunk goin on!

Mary omg ewww!

Bob fuck.. thats grossin me out...

Mary Fml.

by stoned123 July 26, 2011

Dragon Eyes

When a girl is going down on on a man while he's brushing his teeth, and after he cums in her mouth, he spit mouth wash in her eyes.

I woke in the middle of the night by high-pitched screams after my friend gave his girlfriend a pair of dragon eyes.

by TitianElConquistador July 20, 2010