Dirty Jaromir

When you cut your balls shaving before an event and turn up hours later only to realise you never stopped the blood flow and spend the evening with a stiff upper lip whilst your white chinos are forever ruined.

“Mate, are you ok? You’re literally bleeding all over your trousers”

“Yeah I ended up giving myself a Dirty Jaromir”

by Dbs88 June 27, 2020

dirty vai

When you are talking to someone and they start to annoy you so you drop a 500 pound shelf on them

Friend 1: how are you?

Friend 2: I am so much better at everything than you!

Friend 1: I’m about to dirty vai you.

by Daddyfrogman April 16, 2020

Dirty Simmo

The act of performing a rectal examination by tickling one balls with his moustache while connected to a Captain Morgan I.V

Frank: Hey Justin, After this night out, we're gonna have to try a Dirty Simmo!

Justin : Sounds good babe!

by Em-Banga June 18, 2022

Dirty trent

When a man is so hot he only has to undo one button and the girls start spraying like they are watering a tomato patch , dirty trents are more than likely known to drink beer and drive patrols

Whoa check out that dirty trent is ride him till dawn

by Creambar May 26, 2020

Dirty Thymon

When you wank so hard you break your arm, and use your new cast months later as a fleshlight

Friend: why is your cast leaking?
You: I did a dirty Thymon last night.

by SH1271 October 15, 2021

dirty haman

When your playing cod and your girl wants attention so you tie her up and make her lick your balls before beheading her

Susie was round Jack’shouse and Susie was being annoying so Jack pulled a dirty haman

by Manlikeswampfire May 24, 2020

Dirty maile

Someone who is little but likes to fight grown ass men

Oo did you see that dirty maile take his ass out

by Lexone June 05, 2020