Eggy boi moment

When you simp too much for people online, but not in real life

person 1: "bro, why do you act so different online"
person 2: " yea bro, you be simping for everyone"
person 3: "bro , I don't simp for anyone"
person 1: "Eggy boi moment"

by anonymous March 14, 2022

maddie moment

when you do pop out of nowhere and don’t know what’s going on or do something @skeppycore would for sure do also follow maddie(@skeppycore) on twitter #maddieto1k thanks

Person A: What are you talking about???

Person B: Maddie moment 🙄
Person A: SHUT
Person B: ....maddie moment

by Ghosty Gutsy October 17, 2020

delicate moment

A nicer way of saying you made a dumbass mistake.

Poor Jessica, she had another delicate moment today at work.

by JessicaRocquette May 13, 2016

Gorilla Moment

When a specimen of gorilla heritage says some especially dumb shit, even for a gorilla.

Gorilla 1: "Gorillas deserve human rights too!"
Human 1: "Gorilla Moment"

by Dripordrown March 18, 2022

A Zachary Moment

If you ever find yourself sitting in a room full of your friends, high off your ass with none of them knowing. And you have no clue what's happening around you, but your just vibing. Then you're in A Zachary Moment.

"Sorry I was stuck in A Zachary Moment. Can you start from the top?"

by FromDa903 March 27, 2021

Khalifa moment

Khalifa moment is a genetic disorder where a person uses his phone over the normal limit

Bro why are you using your phone this much ohh wait your diagnosed with Khalifa moment.

by Toto the lobo January 11, 2022

childhood AFK moments

Unavoidable compared to AFK moments after reaching adulthood, childhood AFK moments are cause by at least one of the following causes: a) The screen time limits imposed by parents, b) Going to K-12 school campuses with strict restrictions on smartphone usage like requiring students to collect smartphones during school hours, which in itself already causes daily AFK moments, c) Raised by the family who cannot afford screen devices like smartphone, and d) Growing up in rural areas with poor Internet signal reception.

Growing up in a rural area meant I had plenty of childhood AFK moments—between school rules and no internet, I was often offline and didn't even mind!

by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025