one time thing

It's only gonna happen once.
If it already happened then it's not happening ever again.

Kid 1 : Yo why was your sister with us today?
Kid 2: Man idek but listen that's a one time thing, all right?

by 1360s March 14, 2016

lick one's wounds

to attempt to heal one's injuries or make oneself feel better

ff you just lick your wounds when that asshole is still out there than you wont have chance to warn the anyone to avoid him. (example of lick one's wounds)

by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2012

one eyed penguin

when your doin it in the ass and the guy spits
on the girls back and yells her name, this will
make the girl think that you have ejacualted on
her back when she turns around you jizz in her eye
then punches her in the same eye then leaves.. the
next day she will waddle like a penguin and will only
be able to see out of one eye

Bill is with his friends then they see his girl friend
waddling with a black eye.. Bill says "yea i gave Jill
the one eyed penguin last night"

by Quag Jai April 30, 2006

One toke bloak

term used to define a man with less than admirable pot smoking abilities.

look at you cough fella, your a One toke bloak.

by Ian McDonnell April 27, 2006

thug one off

slang for masturbating

"Dude, I just saw the finest girl. Def need to go thug one off."

by KaityB May 3, 2006

no one likes me

it means "go die in a hole"

no one likes me Brian

by thhe randomp gury May 7, 2018

pulled a fast one

When someone changes the rules of the game at any given time, resulting in 100 percent personal gain.

Bitch bought stolen merchandise from me and then pulled a fast one and decided she wasn't going to pay me.

by Judy Bartell May 26, 2016