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Villager News Lottery

1, 4, 17, 548, M, A drawing of a dog.

(the real lottery numbers from villager news 2)
by InsaneCatMan13 November 28, 2022
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a new pope was picked

Kelly's boyfriend ruled a blunt for her before a new pope was picked.
by Shortbuspoker October 22, 2022
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New York Blimp

A marijuana cigarette, a joint that has then rolled thin on the ends and very plump in the center, burns fast till it gets to the center. Popular throughout the state of New York and the country as well, mostly rolled by Old-Timers or people that are just in a hurry to smoke, no skill is required to roll a New York Blimp
Whilst in the city, ran across a retired NYPD officer, sat down on a bunch he asked if I wanted to smoke, he pulled out a "New York Blimp" and it was time to spark it up
by FrankW May 18, 2022
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New Couple Syndrome

New Couple Syndrome (NCS) is when a newer couple (1 month dating or less) constantly are talking about each other, being all lovey dovey in public, and being gross in public. This may also include canceling plans with friends to be with the partner, forgetting about friends, and being rude to friends for pointing out NCS.
“Hey did you see Emily cancelled our plans?”
“Yeah she has NCS and left us because of it.”
“What’s NCS?”
“New Couple Syndrome basically she left us for her new boyfriend.”
by Arzira May 23, 2022
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It’s A Whole New Day

The phrase you compete to say first right after midnight to signify a new day. There is no second place in this competition.
It’s A Whole New Day! Auz You Suck For Never Winning. LLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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New York Second

Would you give me a New York second?
by Michelle007 December 17, 2021
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New music sucks

I attribute it to the law that Bill Clinton passed in 1996. Ever since he allowed corporations to rule the airwaves and buy whatever they want, people have been so confused and brainwashed. Everything these days is about conformity. It wasn’t until 9/11 that the stupidity really took off.

Ever since after WW2 there has been so many things that have been passed. When JFK got assassinated the government got the green light to do whatever they wanted.
New music sucks. Nobody wants to listen to this shit.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
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