Rubbed One Out

Had a wank

I went into the shower and rubbed one out

by Unattainable Unicorns July 18, 2014

one time thing

It's only gonna happen once.
If it already happened then it's not happening ever again.

Kid 1 : Yo why was your sister with us today?
Kid 2: Man idek but listen that's a one time thing, all right?

by 1360s March 14, 2016

Admit One

A new, awesome melbourne band, possibly almost as cool as short stack.

Admit one's free new EP is fucking awesome!

by KaylaaaD June 9, 2009

one eyed penguin

when your doin it in the ass and the guy spits
on the girls back and yells her name, this will
make the girl think that you have ejacualted on
her back when she turns around you jizz in her eye
then punches her in the same eye then leaves.. the
next day she will waddle like a penguin and will only
be able to see out of one eye

Bill is with his friends then they see his girl friend
waddling with a black eye.. Bill says "yea i gave Jill
the one eyed penguin last night"

by Quag Jai April 30, 2006

one oar in the water

Not all there. tetched, a few sandwiches short of a picnic, bonkers, nuts, his elevator stops short of the top floor, etc.

Ever since he heard Dennis Kucinich speak, he's had just one oar in the water.

by octopod May 8, 2004

no one likes me

it means "go die in a hole"

no one likes me Brian

by thhe randomp gury May 7, 2018

One toke bloak

term used to define a man with less than admirable pot smoking abilities.

look at you cough fella, your a One toke bloak.

by Ian McDonnell April 27, 2006