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fart squirrel

A black rodent with a white stripe down its body. It Releases a pheromone that smells like burning cannabis when threatened.
Oh no, we ran over a fart squirrel
by DistractedMatt November 14, 2015
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Fart smeller

An anti- compliment taking the first letters of the words smart feller and switching them with eachother.
by moneytrees98 September 8, 2020
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Blood Fart

The sudden, uncontrolled openening of the sfinchter muscles, letting out an unexpected expulsion of blood from the anus. Like a period, only from another opening.
"I had to crack a rat in the doctors office. It turned out to be a blood fart."
by The Tangible Laugh June 21, 2016
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tube fart

happens, often unexpectedly, while squeezing out toothpaste
That tube fart has a minty smell.
by Wacky Words November 21, 2020
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fart antibodies

The ability to overcome and not be phased by ones own odor or discomfort of gas being expelled from the individuals anus. This is something that is acquired from after years of gas inhalation; similar to a tolerance of ones own bodily stench.
"Dude! Your fart stinks man!"

"Oh really? I don't really smells them anymore thanks to my fart antibodies"
by Garhartman July 23, 2015
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Ninja Fart

To fart without hearing or feeling it. Often occurs when the person needs to use the bathroom to take a #2.
I was lying in bed under my covers and my ninja fart almost made me sick!
by Vandalier January 24, 2012
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Counter Fart

The act of covering up the smell of someone elses fart with that of your own, which is much more enjoyable (see odourgasm).
The guy next to me let one rip so I counter farted in order to cover it up
by Dudey McCool May 27, 2009
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