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Bear carjacking

"Police catch bears braking into cars" BBC Earth. Youtube.com

BBC minidocumentary MI5 intelligence report about "bear carjacking" in America.

This disturbing and escalating phenomena may require opening dialogs with this new diatribe of highly evolved apex preditors who seem to favor the Ford 150
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Bear carjacking

"Bear walks into California police station." CBS New York

This disturbing Bear carjacking phenomena, and another example of this new emerging highly evolved apex predator diatribe trying to open a dialog with local law enforcement.

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Police catch bears breaking into cars BBC Earth. Youtube.com
Did the Bear walk into the station before or after the Bear carjacking?
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Planet of the bears

Planet of the Apes was barely a metaphor.

See also; "bear carjacking" or "Police catch bears breaking into cars" BBC Earth Youtube.com, for supporting evidence of this new emerging phenomena of Planet of the bears diatribe of highly evolved apex predators, in the hopes of establishing
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Bear down

A phrase shared between two homosexual males, usually bears fan, to warn to brace for anal penetration.
"BEAR DOWN and bite the pillow I'm going to Raw." The flaming homosexual bears fan shouted at each other and the bite the pillow and get penetrated.
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Bear fucker

What is happening in the United States of America?????

Bears walking in and out of police stations
Bear carjacking 11,000+ a year!!!!
Bears walking...down the road
Bears regularly shoplifting
Bears living with families
Bears with pet vikings

See youtube.com for these news stories

And now in this B grade police romcom there is a scene with a local and a bear in a what appears to be an intimate partner relationship. Is this implying something about this new emerging diatribe phenomenon and how it relates to law enforcement

How does this "bear fucker" situation happen?

A) I had a number of disturbance calls over the course of six weeks and me and the bear started to see echother, you know, regularly and one thing led to another....

How do you actually "date" a bear???
How does this "bear fucker" situation happen?
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Bear Diet

Muckbang

Planet of the bears a Russian family adopts bear into family. Bears need 30,000 or moe and day.

Hear are some bear diet videos to watch before good Christians in America adopt a bear and save them from a life of crime on the streets.

The strongest men in history 10,000 calorie diet. (History channel) youtube.com

Eating the 20,000 calorie octople bypass burger at the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas / Beardmeatfood. Youtube.com
Bear diet consists of calories, lots of calories.
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Bear Diet calorie bar

The modern day pemmican is a little more protein, than it used to be and the ancient Picts ( according to roman military accounts) ate a fat and dried meat in a pouch, eat about 1 oz as a survival food, and they could track through the sub artic highlands of Scotland for weeks on lichen and this fat.

I wonder if my second favorite proffessional sports compition, strong man competition ever considered pemmican? Your basic nutrition but most of your calories are fat and it is a non stop Keto burn...The Picts held off the Romans for centuries on mostly Pemmican.

Pemmican is a calorie-rich, nutrient-dense survival food from North American Indigenous traditions, made from dried, pounded meat mixed with rendered fat (like suet) and sometimes dried berries (like saskatoon or cranberries) for flavor and nutrients. This high-protein mixture was crucial for voyageurs and explorers, offering long-lasting energy, and can be eaten raw or added to stews, with a shelf life of decades, essentially being the original power bar.
by Modern Women January 2, 2026
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