chaps my tits

A loose term to explain someone's feeling of being emotionally hurt, mad or upset.

Similar to chapped ass, but a lot funnier and should be used light heartedly.

That guy that just cut me off in traffic really chaps my tits.

by Luv406liv509 January 9, 2024

Tinsel Tits

KAMEN SYNESAEL

wanna get played

Date tinsel tits

by beechballs180 November 27, 2019

Timber tits

An exceptionally large, tittyfuckable pair of tits that magnificent to gaze at.

You see that chick over there, she has timber tits.

by Radman1020 May 11, 2016

Bonus Tits

When you’re straight, but you happen to stumble upon a ladyboy pounding out a cis hottie. You ignore the facts, and you get the tissues anyway. It’s like regular straight porn, but with (BONUS TITS).

Sheittt boi, you know I’m straight but I don’t mind me some bonus tits here and there. (PSA, searching for trans porn is gay, but stumbling upon some bonus tits is totally not).

by JDMLord94 June 21, 2024

Tit-Jam

Tito’s and Jameson served chilled. Apparently you don’t go blind when you drink this engine degreaser.

Hey this Tit-Jam didn’t kill me.

by Got-Jam February 21, 2020

Semi tits

When men don't have man boobs and they don't have pecs but they have.. a little.. jiggle

Man I feel like a woman I'm going out tonight but I have semi tits :(

by Jfjekwkfjeheiehdhxjeksjdchdjsj December 15, 2013

Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021