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Mexican Fruit Cup

Where you lube up a Latinas cooch with Chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it.

After using it, you eat it
"Let's make a Mexican Fruit Cup!!"
proceeds to lube up a Latina cooch with chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it. Then eating it.
by Glitchedchaos February 23, 2024
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New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo

When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.
by bobby12636162552 November 4, 2022
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mexican blood fuck

In a very mexican cartel style. The woman gives head to the man, when he is about to nut he takes out a Bowie knife and slits her throat open. The man then proceeds to have oral sex with her windpipe and nuts down her throat
Oh man I mexican blood fucked that woman last week! It was so good!
by Gory_geoff October 17, 2017
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Mexican Discharge

Mexican Discharge (noun)

A term used to describe the thick, sticky brown sludge that forms from a mixture of salt, sand, snow, and moisture during winter. This substance accumulates on roads, sidewalks, and vehicles, creating a persistent mess that clings to shoes, clothing, and surfaces. Known for its wet, heavy consistency, Mexican Discharge spreads easily and is difficult to remove, leaving behind a trail of grime wherever it goes.
After stepping out of his truck, Jake felt the familiar pull of Mexican Discharge clinging to his boots. The thick, brown sludge—formed from a winter’s worth of road salt, sand, and melting snow—stuck to everything, leaving streaks of grime on his floor mats and a stubborn mess on the shop floor. No matter how hard he tried to wipe it off, the sticky residue seemed to follow him everywhere.

As Lawren walked into the school, she could feel the Mexican Discharge clinging to her shoes, leaving a trail of wet, brown sludge across the freshly mopped tile floor. Without realizing it, she tracked it through the hallways, into every classroom she entered. From math to science to English, each room now bore the same streaks of grime on the once-clean floors. By the end of the day, the janitor just shook his head, muttering about the endless battle against this Mexican Discharge.
by The Dodge Hood Rats February 7, 2025
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mexican bullrider

Someone who cums inside you while eating tacos and crossing the border
by Ccgghg January 20, 2018
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mexican pizza

a gang of mexican men shooting hot sticky ropes all over an italian woman (or man)
si senior, we all got together last and gave that mamacita a mexican pizza, it was gross
by cam56k August 25, 2025
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Mexican methhead

A Mexican on meth that is in public
Look at that Mexican in the corner
Retarded Mexican methhead”
by ASSEater739 December 16, 2019
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