Mexican

Mexican lawnmower

My Mexican lawnmower broke

by KD0RTP April 11, 2022

mexican easter bunny

the act of shitting in a Easter chocolate mold and giving it to someone

im gonna make a mexican easter bunny

by mexican easter bunny February 24, 2024

Mexican Stitch Up

Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".

Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"

by oatsmyscrotes November 17, 2019

Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican finds out Canta Ritos makes a Hard Soda.

I told my friend Ivis about the Canta Ritos Hard Soda and he stated, "I'm about to have a Mexican Wet Dream."

by StaySarcastic April 27, 2023

Mexican Slurry Bed

What happens after you eat too much Mexican food and pass out

\Melania and I snuck out for tacos last night. She lost her bowel control later and we woke up with Mexican Slurry Bed. I think it was because her husband lost the election.

by Stinkalink December 15, 2020

Drugstore Mexican

A Mexican who speaks little to no Spanish, a generic Mexican so to speak.

I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish I am Drugstore Mexican! Let me see if I can find someone who does!

by NoJuanKnows September 29, 2019

Mexican Rubix Cube

A group of 8 more more people that arrange themselves as givers and takers. The goal is to finish in less than 5 seconds which is the current world record. Experts often get ready to the point of climax the synchrony into the octagon position for the finishing move.

Did you see that link I sent you?! That Mexican Rubix Cube was a new world record??

by J-Rizzel October 23, 2025