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Blue Tick Lifestyle

Males living a life that will guarantee to you getting "Blue-Ticked", i.e. getting ignored by females on Whatsapp.

The lifestyle includes getting very high every night with the boys, and "questionable" party habits.
No wonder he's single, he's stuck in that blue tick lifestyle.
by daybar123rat May 21, 2016
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lone star blues

A type of homesickness specific to the greatest state in the Union
Man, I sure miss Texas, i got them Lone Star Blues
by Caiaus February 1, 2018
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Blue systems international

Blue Systems International (BSI) is a team of former state and federal law enforcement investigators with combined experience of over 100 years. The private investigation agency is licensed, insured and bonded.

We have access to the most advanced and sophisticated tools and systems in the investigation industry. Thus, we are able to provide our clients with accurate and outstanding results. In addition, our investigative efforts reach throughout the United States. Therefore, allowing BSI to conduct international as well as comprehensive background checks upon demand. All of our agreements and contracts bind the firm with a confidentiality clause and all of our clients’ information is kept confidential at the highest level and priority. Likewise, all of our communication is through a secured system on our website making the availability, integrity, and confidentiality of your content fail-safe.
Blue Systems International is a private investigation agency.
by DrMj January 9, 2017
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thin blue weenie

Something that you will eventually get and continue to get once you become a Cop. Getting the "thin blue weenie" may include such fine events as: getting fucked with a shitty report calls because your P.O.S. partner is the sergeants pet, getting in trouble for some small petty shit off duty, getting called in from vacation for some unnecessary in-service training.

“Thin Blue” as an allusion to the “Thin Blue Line” police officers so proudly walk. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.
Cop 1: “hey man what are you doing on your days off?
Cop 2: “you mean ‘day off’ we have that fucking in-service training tomorrow.”
Cop 1: “damn, that’s right. Thin Blue Weenie strikes again.”
by rsc42 December 8, 2020
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Blues Brothering yourself

When you mix Black breakfast tea, Black coffee, and Redbull or monster creating a breakfast version of the speedball a mixture of Cocain and Heroin what killed Jake from the Blues Brothers
When you really want to sleep though class, just Blues Brothers yourself

I really just want to really fucking sleep for 5 hours.

Don't go full on Blues Brothering yourself, you'll sleep forever.
by Tohka and Notyomama1 October 6, 2021
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Blue Gusher 4000

Where you give a guy blue balls then make him bust immediately after, possibly causing internal side effects of physical trauma. -Nogla
I gave this dude the Blue Gusher 4000 last night and I don't think he likes me.
by Ali_Neon July 18, 2021
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"blue-barrel" guy

blu bar-uhl gahy:

A "blue-barrel" guy would be the person you would trust to keep a very dark, ugly secret.

This is a reference to former police officer in Bolingbrook, Illinois suspected of being responsible for deaths of at least 2 of his spouses. The blue barrel refers to an alleged blue plastic industial barrel kept in his bedroom for several weeks following the dissapearance of his most recent wife. This person reportedly entrusted his step-brother to assist in disposing of said barrel. The barrel is thought to contain the remains of his former spouse & likely rests deep in the silt of a shipping canal in the area.
I just woke up form a drunken stupor in a cheap vegas motel room with a bloody broken bottle in my hand & what looks like a dead, tranny hooker in the bed beside me. What happened last night? Thank God I have my "blue-barrel" guy on speed-dial. I gotta get him over here to get me out of this!
by herculoidz February 19, 2012
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