Glossy taco

The act of taking a hard taco shell, coating it with thicc layer of glossy top coat, and then inserting one's wood into the shell and fucking it until completion. The glossy top coat helps protect the taco shell from rupturing due to the sheer force of fucking, and the smooth coating decreases friction. Feels especially good when wet or lubed.
No girl wanted to hook up with me today so I bought myself some hard taco shells, a bottle of glossy top coat, and did the glossy taco.

(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)
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put on a nice thick coat of glossy taco
by nihan rals July 15, 2017
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When simply nailogical puts a nail polish glossy top coat on her nails-
And now we gonna add a nice thick coat of glossy taco!
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What Christine from simply naillogical calls glossy top coats
Gotta add that glossy Taco for full halo pleasure
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"Glossy Taco" = Glossy Top coat

After Christine (The holo queen from SimplyNaillogical) mispronounced top coat as taco and got her fans confused. It quickly turned into an inside joke in the holosexual community.
Add a final glossy taco to seal it all (the nail polish) in
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Christine the holo queen, Youtuber well known for much holo. A gel or non gel top coat for the nails.
"Christine, where's the glossy taco?"
"The holo is so dull, glossy taco must be added"
by AW217 July 15, 2017
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