November 20th

November 20th is national grab your cats ass day.

Feel free to grab your cats ass at any time on November 20th.

Ex:
Carol: Hey Cindy have you grabbed Carl’s ass yet today?
Cindy: Tf Carol. Carl’s my cat!
Carol: I know. Today’s national grab your cats ass day though.

by Obame December 1, 2019

November 9

Gender fluid kiddo if ur born on this day

Person 1: that girl is snazzy
Person 2: that’s a gender fluid kid cause it was born on November 9

by Yolele December 6, 2019

November

torture for the bois

fun for the girls

bois: Oh shit, it's November!

girls: Wanna see our titties?

by YulTheWizard December 16, 2019

November 18

The Eradicate Pedophilia day

Even on November 18, Pedos still exist, so we must eradicate them, literally

by Sir. B December 18, 2019

November 6

Boys who were born on this day have big dicks. Girls who were born on this day got a fat ass.

Crush:Omg you were born on november 6 you must have a big dick/ass.
Me:Bet

by Heneeddomemilk December 22, 2019

November 1

National psycho day
It’s the day where you can be a psychopath

Only on November 1st is when you can be psycho

by Dead... December 22, 2019

8th of November

The 8th of November is one of the many days for straight people. There are many other National Straight Peoples Day. On the 8th of November, say hi to a straight friend.

Friend: It’s the 8th of November! My birthday
Other friend: Oh so you must be straight!

by Rhianna Davis December 22, 2019