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New Templars Of America

The New Templars Of America are a Christian group devoted to helping others and promoting the Lord's gospel.
The New Templars Of America are awesome.
by Templar Awesomeness June 16, 2016
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New meat challenge

A game desperate singles like to play to get themselves out their and pulling new people. Point scoring system involved with sex holding the highest number of points. Forbidden lists of ex partners may also be put in place with forfeits as punishment.
Single A: I need some more love in my life

single B: yeah me too but how theyre is no one on my radar
single A: new meat challenge
by S&B109 October 27, 2014
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bad news bears

in the process of receiving, or just after hearing, unfortunate information this statement may be appropriate or necessary
Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.
by tibbs-the-great February 21, 2019
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New York Cement

2 Men from the US state of New York dress in construction uniforms. 1 Of the men covers himself in human feces, The other one lays down on a flat surface not moving. The man covered in human feces rolls himself over the man laying.
I just watched this disgusting video of these guys doing this thing called, " New York Cement. "
by eric harris?dlyan klebold June 26, 2019
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Bury new road

This is where man like kian Boyer shops to get his real clothes mans Nike tick fell off his tn’s and his fake red vapourmax that sounded like high heels when he walked
Shall we go bury new road

Nar bro I’m tryna get real stuff
by Kian is gay February 9, 2020
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new mattress effect

When that new mattress feels like a cloud and you want to sleep all the time.

Origin: In Malcolm in the Middle (Season 7, 146-17), Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress. Malcolm proceeds to sleep infinitely on the mattress, thus, Malcolm experiences the new mattress effect.
Bob: When I got my new mattress I put myself on mandatory bed rest to enjoy the supremacy over my old one.

Joe: That's the new mattress effect, I've had it too.

Tim: I've slept for three days on my new mattress, I can't tell if it's draining my soul or helping it.

Bob: I'm going through the same thing, it's the new mattress effect.
by Allen75 June 16, 2010
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Clinton News Network

Synonym of CNN (Cable News Network).
Clinton News Network has biased coverage of the election.
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