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New York Asslanders

Another way to say the NHL team "New York Islanders" as an insult. Said by New York Rangers fans.
Fuck the New York Asslanders
by TheRealUltraJack299 December 4, 2022
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New Year's Resolution

Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.
My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.
by big hm December 27, 2022
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New Year 2023

It has happened!
Guy 1: Are you dancing on New Year 2023?
Guy 2: Yes!
by Fire Axus December 31, 2022
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New Jersey Devils

A hockey team from New Jersey who were originally from Colorado and named the Colorado Rockies. They moved to NJ in 1982 and have won the Stanley Cup} three times. The Devils are widely underestimated and never really expected to win, explaining their catchphrase "Devils vs. Everybody". Their rivals are the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. They have had many amazing players in the past, including Martin Brodeur, Scott Stevens, and the current Taylor Hall. They also had Ilya Kovalchuk, but almost ever single Devils fan hates him with a passion.
by 420-69 November 18, 2018
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Observe the New Moon

To observe the new moon is a code word used in the workplace. It means to descend on the New Moon Tavern in Leadenhall Market, London and indulge in a Cold Beverage whilst gazing up at the New Moon sign above the bar...
Hey, Would you like to join me in a spot of moon gazing? Yeah why not, I will be happy to observe the new moon this evening.....
by RoqueRanger July 19, 2017
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bad news bears

in the process of receiving, or just after hearing, unfortunate information this statement may be appropriate or necessary
Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.
by tibbs-the-great February 21, 2019
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The New England Catapult

When your cum/chowder load is so built up that you shoot your parter across the room like a god damn magic show, not to be confused with a Seattle Shot Put.
Wow did you see The New England Catapult over there!? I hope she is ok and would help here, but she has cum dripping out of her at the moment.
by Vince Morgan January 1, 2019
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