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Mexican Oil Rig

n: The act of doing an handstand while having an heavy case of diarrhea. While perfoming it, you'll have to try to fart as loudly as you can.

To prepare it, you'll need to eat a lot of beans and spicy food.
Mike was there, he did an awesome Mexican Oil Rig while singing "Chocolate Rain". We had a lot of fun"
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by Lewiis_s November 13, 2023
mugGet the Mexican Oil Rigmug.

Mexican soup bowl

A mexican soup bowl is when a boy pulls out (after missionary position) and unloads in her belly button and eats it with a teaspoon.
"last night i was a bit hungry so i made a mexican soup bowl"
by Thermex March 29, 2018
mugGet the Mexican soup bowlmug.
October 30 is the day to HU with a Mexican person, you don’t have to tell them about this just kiss them.
-oh look Juan is there
-Yeah Ik he is so cute

-do u think he is cute then go HU with him is HU with a Mexican person day
-brb
by C mamo October 29, 2019
mugGet the HU with a Mexican person daymug.

Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024
mugGet the Mexican Pez Dispensermug.

Mexican

A guy named usually named alex that signed up for the Puddle Pirates but hides it by saying he joined the Army
Hey do you know that Mexican?

Yeah that’s my friend Alex!

He’s a liar!
by BubbaTheBungue March 2, 2024
mugGet the Mexicanmug.

Mexican door knober

Fuck a girl during oral sex then lob her at a door and try to get her clunge to land over the door handle.
Ross: Dana that was the best god damn blow job ever!

Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.

*Ross lobs Dana at a door*

Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!

Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!
by Danafucker2024782 June 24, 2011
mugGet the Mexican door knobermug.

Mexican Dogshit

A joint or a blunt that contains dogshit rolled into it.
Stoner 1: Wanna roll one?
Stoner 2: Hell yeah! I wanna try that Mexican dogshit!
Stoner 1: You're retarded as hell, bruh...
by SleepDeprivedAndStupid June 10, 2024
mugGet the Mexican Dogshitmug.

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