by Timepower October 29, 2018
Aye esse you got that Mexican baby powder
Yeah homes you got the bands
Yeah how bout we got hit this up
Aight
Yeah homes you got the bands
Yeah how bout we got hit this up
Aight
by Iconelite April 10, 2016
by "Queen S" June 29, 2018
The act of putting your valuable assets under your mothers name to prevent it from being taken in divorce court
by Mississippi.boi April 18, 2024
The act of fisting a man's ass so deep that you are able to reach into his penis and wear his penis as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. The act is then completed by pulling the penis inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. This concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then fucked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. This gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called "cotija cheese" and eaten by both parties.
Man #1: Dude, my cock ain't been the same since I got that Mexican Tugboat last week. Straight up lookin' like a windsock up in this bitch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.
Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
by Popadopolis_FTS October 31, 2014
by B With The D March 14, 2024
by MasPet March 27, 2024