A girl who lives in essex and owns multiple animals in their farmyard and only eats cous cous and cheese sandwiches. But Will never admit that she is a farmer though
by Tabby the farmer February 26, 2019

A show that takes place in a cafe that they claim is the best cafe in the world but it's not.
They get one customer per day and has shortages on ingredients all of the time. The "cooks" are unable to memorise simple recipes, so they need a cookbook for recipes that children could make.
Small has magical powers, rides on a spoon to get the ingredients but when he comes back, he doesn't have them, but gets them via magic, making the journey a waste of time, only for educational purposes.
Ben needs motivation from a story before preparing, and often makes unnecessary amounts of spillage, wasting more time and ingredients. No wonder do they have to clean the kitchen after EVERY single order, and explains the lack of ingredients.
Also, they don't even let the customers order themselves.
They get one customer per day and has shortages on ingredients all of the time. The "cooks" are unable to memorise simple recipes, so they need a cookbook for recipes that children could make.
Small has magical powers, rides on a spoon to get the ingredients but when he comes back, he doesn't have them, but gets them via magic, making the journey a waste of time, only for educational purposes.
Ben needs motivation from a story before preparing, and often makes unnecessary amounts of spillage, wasting more time and ingredients. No wonder do they have to clean the kitchen after EVERY single order, and explains the lack of ingredients.
Also, they don't even let the customers order themselves.
by Deadboydoor517 August 19, 2021

…And the teacher a trump fan asked Little Timmy “if your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot then what would you be?” Little Timmy: “a trump fan”
by -SiiRius- December 29, 2023

Cole Little is an amazing poet who sends moonpig cards to girls he wants to get with. By ‘get with’ i mean lie about getting with and stalk for months. he likes to smoke cinnamon sticks and creep lasses out
by FieryCockBoy07 November 4, 2021

by Is that a simp ew May 22, 2021

Lazy moocher's syndrome --- indolent people's being unwilling to help out in the earning/creation of something desirable, yet being only too eager to "assist" in partaking of the sweet rewards upon completion of the endeavor.
My neighborhood buddies never seem to want to help me collect returnable cans/bottles, yet after I cash in, they are always super-agreeable to stroll downtown with me to go to the fast-food joint! Sounds like Little Red Hen disorder to me... :P
by QuacksO April 25, 2016

friend: eyup little man.
you: good morning little man!
friend: LITTLE MAN.
you: morning champ.
you: little man, lich where have you BEEN?
you: good morning little man!
friend: LITTLE MAN.
you: morning champ.
you: little man, lich where have you BEEN?
by WillJoeJack May 9, 2021
