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by Uuhhhhhh January 21, 2021
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Slipped a bean

When you accidentally pass a single, small, bean-shaped portion of feces; whether in trust of flatulence, or, when momentarily failing retention of highly pressurized feces. Usually a precursor to deluge or projectile diarrhea.
“So, anyway, I was putting her in the Master Blaster, then…oh….oh, no….BOSS! I gotta go home! I slipped a bean. Yes, again!”
by Bowss Howgg August 4, 2025
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beans

shortened version of 'cool beans'. subverts typical interpretation of the phrase by interchanging cool with 'beans'
Person 1: are we still watching the film tomorrow?
Person 2: yeah i'll let you know but i gotta settle some shit first
Persob 1: beans. see ya
by Averyreliablesource July 18, 2018
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Jelly Beaning

To suck somebody's toes that have been dipped in sugar, honey or other sweet substance.
I was jelly beaning a bird last night, using melted Galaxy Minstrels.
by StoneyC August 20, 2018
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Bean Slice

A word used to offend someone lightly in Scottish Slang.
Oi Bean Slice. Fuck up Bean Slice,
by Dr.Zomboss September 9, 2025
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bean monster

A feared legend among 70 million countries
YO THE BEAN MONSTER KILLED MY MOM 😩
by rhinestone toes January 23, 2021
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