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time to leave the earth

An expression used to say that you are done with things in your life. Either you have seen them all or you can't take them all. You decided to pack and leave the planet, coz you don't feel like you belong here anymore. You cannot handle the shit on this planet.
Joe: Bill became the student president.

Jack: I guess its time to leave the earth

Rachel: Steve and I are engaged.

Peter: Its time for me to leave the earth.
by Rock-hard redemption March 24, 2017
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Time-Consuming Cunt

("TC squared")
A rude person, whom often does things like cutting in line, or running a red light, that generally waste your time. These people are looked down upon in the first world.
Man A: "Why is that person looking at Taco Bell's menu now, when he could have done that in the 30 minute line?"
Man B: "What a Time-Consuming Cunt!"
by M-Dawg 5Kilo February 6, 2013
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Part-Time Dinner

The meal you would normally eat after lunch; but instead, during an afternoon 'break' during your 1st job - due to a 2nd job later in the evening.
Yacob: "Where is Lancelot, is he off yet?"
Itus: "Naw, he's in the break room eatin' his Part-time Dinner. That dude works like 60 hours a week!"
by Larry Brite January 22, 2008
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time cock paradox

A theoretical paradox often used as an excuse for something.The time cock paradox occurs when someone travels through time and space causing a timeline of the events to form a penis-like shape.According to many theories doing such a thing would cause much mayhem,and confusion ,and possibly the annihilation of the universe.The destruction of the universe through the time cock paradox is known as the Great Coming.It is used as an excuse saying that the time cock paradox prevented you from doing something or caused you to do something.
"The time cock paradox caused my homework to be expelled through the singularity while I was switching dimensions."

"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."
by Waterproofclad September 7, 2012
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One Time Joke

A joke that is never funny the second time you hear it, but was extreme funny the first time you heard it. It maybe really annoying if you heard it all the time!
Person 1: Where do one legged ladies work? IHop!
Person 2: Yeah, I have heard that before. It's a one time joke!
by MyMusicAddiction August 20, 2010
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Optimus Prime Time

When a "Prime Time Little Cigar" is cleared out of all tobacco and refilled with medical marijuana then smoked with all the bros.
Dude, pass me that Optimus Prime Time so I can (get toasted) medicate.
by wowimtoasted August 14, 2012
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an undetermined amount of time

Hey man, you wanna go to an arcade for an undetermined amount of time?
by eternaldumb March 26, 2011
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