Glossy Taco

A glossy top coat of nail polish, created by Simplynailogical, and most commonly put over a holographic base.

Gurl, u got that good shiny glossy taco swag!!

by Meghan40694 April 18, 2018

Taco hoochie

A hoochie(girl) whose stuff smells like tacos or another word for a fuckboy

Credit-Kala G.

He a taco hoochie or

It smell like a taco hoochie

by Thatgirloverthere02 October 21, 2015

unlucky taco

When you shit your pants and your ass crack is filled with poo

Guys I trusted a fart too much and now I have an unlucky taco.

by Rizzo1776 April 17, 2022

bite the taco

Something lesbians do.

She likes to bite the taco.

by MindLube December 7, 2014

brownie taco

A vagina covered in, or filled with, feces, particularly before receiving oral stimulation.

Last night I ate my wife's brownie taco, the perfect foreplay before sex!

by Doggymang December 8, 2016

Taco King

1. A man, anointed by the sexual gods, who has the ability to juggle more than one woman’s sexual needs at a time. Gifted with endurance, skill and creativity his capabilities are reserved for royalty only.

2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.

The newly crowned Taco King demanded his crown jewels be kept safe while he finished with the Golden Queen and Duchess Dirty Bird.

by KickstandLover October 15, 2018

goose taco

Someone who acts so silly but tries to be professional at the same time

"Hey man what's going on?"

"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"

by Tonytony666 May 27, 2016