windshields

Nickname for a person with glasses.

Hey Windshields, your glasses are fogged up.

by jjdal August 1, 2021

windquack

Tall. Very funny, Famous😍, really fucking weird/lh, and she smashed our moms!

Holy shit windquack, why tf did you smash my mom!?

by novx August 1, 2021

Windoor

A man who walks like a chimpanzee and eats nothing but beans and when he walks past he cause a draft

Aw man, did ye see that guy? He’s such a windoor.

by Bertie Murphy August 2, 2021

Windham, NY

A complete Mayberry that financially thrives on its tourist attractions. Everyone knows eachother and if you're not from Windham and you don't ski or know every single person who is from there, then you're a sketchy asshole that even the cashier at the way overpriced gas station keeps their eyes on. People become too friendly with you and collect info on your entire life to use it against you when they are bored, since there's nothing else to do in Windham but ski and go to car shows. Almost everyone you meet there is an alcoholic. Nobody wants to work in Windham. Small short staffed business owners have no trouble bribing their way out of being shut down, since they're probably drinking with the inspector by 9 AM. If you try to file a lawsuit in Windham for any sort of illegal behavior, Barney Fife and Andy Griffith will come after you with pitchforks and fire. The only radio station that comes through plays the same exact playlist every single day because it's too expensive to play anything later than 2012. They basically outcast everyone who isn't from there and their tap water is probably the reason so many people in Windham think it's ok to behave this way, but it's cheaper than a $14.99 six pack of water bottles so who cares.

Man 1: "You should check out Windham, NY this winter."

Man 2: "I thought Windham, NY was just a place in a Stephen King book!"

by Astronomy Domine August 7, 2021

Winderful

A constant state of being in Winder, Georgia. Occurs regardless of time of day, random meteorological events, train crashes, rioting, or mass chaos.

Jim: How are you today John?
John: I’m just Winderful today.
Jim: Even though there’s a tornado, the train hit an eighteen-wheeler, the rioters are destroying downtown, and anarchy has broken out?
John: It’s just another Winderful day.

by BrineInAPickleJar October 21, 2021

Windsor terrace

Windsor terrace is a wannabe park slope. It’s too small to be as elite as park slope, but not ghetto at all, which is funny as it’s a place where white boys think they’re gangsta, the bitches are wannabe park slope bitches. The amount of drugs in this neighborhood is also extremely high.

Home to the BKHB.

Where the fuck is Windsor terrace?
Windsor terrace? What’s that?

by Bstamina November 5, 2021

Window Beer

A beer located on the outside of a window on the top of a wood pile for the ease of grabbing.

Hey Jeff can you grab me a window beer

by Hairdoo November 10, 2021