man or bear

An argument which arose on tiktok where women would choose a man or bear to stumble upon their unconscious body in the forest.

Woman 1: Man or Bear?
Woman 2: “I choose bear, the bear can’t rape me or use me.”
Woman 3: “Can’t the bear just maul you to fucking death?”

by hynap May 13, 2024

we bare bears

just three bears, not else.

We bare bears

by mister camera May 14, 2024

the bear

On TikTok there is an online discourse about whether as a woman you’d rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear. Women comment bear in comment sections because men do atrocious things that even a bear wouldn’t do.

The bear, next question…
Bear ALL THE WAY!!

The bear. Everytime.

by Cuethesadmusic May 22, 2024

sigma gyat rizz baby gronk edge skibidi rizz rizz skibidi skibidi rizz sigma level 69 freddy fraz bear gyat my rizz in ohio sigma

sigma you are they most brain dead man ever and watch skibidi toilet you're brain doesnt exist any more form all the brain rot you suck and you ARE NOT sigma idiot.

i am the sigma gyat rizz baby gronk edge skibidi rizz rizz skibidi skibidi rizz sigma level 69 freddy fraz bear gyat my rizz in ohio sigma so dont mess with me

by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024

Fightin' The Bear

Someone who spends way too much time on the toilet, usually 45 minutes or more.

A person who takes too long to shit

"Hey, anybody seen Reid?"

"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"

"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"

by Whompusburger69 October 11, 2025

mythic bear

An individual that displays every characteristic of a human to an extreme level.

Holy shit, you are a mythic bear
Reedy is a mythy

by lemythgirl October 14, 2025

stuffed bear

When Your Parents are divorced and dont bother interacting with you as a child and think a stuffed bear will change your life jokes on you it did if they didnt give you that piece of cotton you would probbably be unstable it helped you cope when your mom hit you, you talked to it for hours, you hugged it going to sleep, you treated it like the friend you never had and it treated you like a wonderfull friend and when the screaming gets bad you just hug your bear and everything becomes better some may say its stupid but to you it holds significance its even more important than the person who told you its stupid

person 1: he sleeps with his stuffed bear?
person 2: it keeps him from falling apart

by Emotionally Unavailable October 21, 2025