National Toe Licker Day

September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.

Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick day gon head and suck that dick mhmm..

Gon head and suck that dick gurl its National Suck Dick Day

by unknownnnnkkkss..ssgg October 25, 2022

National Sister Day

Sisters

Happy national sister day fav love you.

by Theyluvjadee October 7, 2021

National sex day

November 21st is national sex day...so go at it with ur gf or bf and don’t forget protection!!!

Sarah: it’s national sex day Jeremy...
Jeremy: I know do you wanna go back to my place?

by H8Lv November 10, 2019

National Munt Day

September 12th, is national munt day

Isaiah: today is national munt day
Keaton: thank god they just buried my grandma

by W. S. May 14, 2024

National phone sex day

i’m jus horny

masturbate on the phone

National phone sex day

by lil looks January 21, 2024

National Wardens Day

This day will take place at 5th of March and will be used to celebrate the brotherhood of Wardens across all Citramaria. On this day Wardens may Speak and not listen to their OOS. (Oath Of Silence)

Capra: Hey how are you doing?
Markhor: Hey you gotta stay silent
Capra: No, It's the National Wardens Day

by SkipperFalconeer February 28, 2021