Daylate savings time

When you set your clocks ahead ten minutes to trick yourself into being early for things.

All the clocks in our house observe daylate savings time so that we are not tardy for school.

by Mr. Lernon October 28, 2013

Lou Dog Time

When the time you make your appointment, is only a guess of when you may show up, with in 6-12 hours of the original time.

He showed up 6 hours after our appointment, he said it was on lou dog time.

by tocamelo December 5, 2009

tallon zek times

An internet forum for the dregs of everquest mmorpg server Tallon Zek to circle jerk each other and ban anyone who makes fun of them for being pretenscious wannabe funny people who will never have lives. The worlds ugliest female, Tesia, resides here.

Lolz , i just banned Bick from tallon zek times for making fun of tesia.

by Reznorr Gnomtek December 26, 2003

long time companion

a sometimes euphemistic term used to describe one of two people of the same sex who are in a commited, longterm, co-habitational relationship, and who are often presumed to be lovers.

myrtle and her long time companion, susan, retired together on Cape Cod last year.

by dagger_grrl October 2, 2004

Strawberry Time

The time of the month where a women haves her period, followed by acting like a mean bitch.

Oh my god Jane! I think it's your strawberry time, because its all over your chair!

by Fawwaz Mohammad April 14, 2005

One Time Joke

A joke that is never funny the second time you hear it, but was extreme funny the first time you heard it. It maybe really annoying if you heard it all the time!

Person 1: Where do one legged ladies work? IHop!
Person 2: Yeah, I have heard that before. It's a one time joke!

by MyMusicAddiction August 20, 2010

Prime Time Grime

N- The dirtiest grimiest stage of dirt ass, to the point of having physical grime on your body or forehead like a grease monkey.

V- The act of being the dirtiest you have ever been.

N- That plummer was prime time grime, he smelt of rotten whale vagina.

V- I'm straight up Prime time grime right now, I knew I should have bleeched that girls vagina.

by Brandon Taylor November 13, 2006