Vegemite beans

The small bits of poo that fall out when your constipated

OR

The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)

Oh man I need to eat more fibre, having some really bad Vegemite beans!

OR
Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!

by Reerooter August 30, 2022

Put weight on the bean

When you get hot and heavy on the clitoris.

i.e. did you hear Jim last night? He bought that girl home and put weight on the bean.

by Nepenthes126 December 05, 2016

Lil String Bean

Lil string bean is basically just a very short string bean. That is about it.

Wow, I am just as short as a lil string bean - everyone.

by H I May 23, 2018

Bean Wreckers

A descriptor used to describe destructive birds that damage healthy and viable bean plants. Bird damage by bean wreckers has been widely documented by watchersofbirdniagarachapter

The bean wreckers have destroyed 9 out of the 12 bean plants in my garden.

by Watchersofbirdniagarachapter June 21, 2024

underhand bean jam

the act of violently fingerblasting from low to high

my fingers are sore from underhand bean jamming richs mom last night

by carozzi May 03, 2019

cool beans

Origin. Jack and the beanstalk.

Jack, a poor country boy, trades the family cow for a handful of magic beans, which grow into an enormous beanstalk reaching up into the clouds, to which his mother replies “cool beans”

whoa, that massive stalk grew over night… that’s wild… cool beans

by doctor tj December 04, 2021

Cool beans

Super sweet.

Chilled beans.

Kyle has originated the term cool beans

Cool beans Bethany but Kyle’s beans are the coolest

by De@dp00l November 27, 2017