Dirty Elk

When you finger fuck someone while they’re taking a shit

I was trying to calmly poop last night but then I Had a Dirty Elk happen!

by Thatdude343614 June 28, 2021

Dirty Jaromir

When you cut your balls shaving before an event and turn up hours later only to realise you never stopped the blood flow and spend the evening with a stiff upper lip whilst your white chinos are forever ruined.

“Mate, are you ok? You’re literally bleeding all over your trousers”

“Yeah I ended up giving myself a Dirty Jaromir”

by Dbs88 June 27, 2020

dirty izzak

When a girl wants a dirty Izzak the Mexican ass beaner sticks his wiener in her ear hole

God I could go for a dirty Izzak right about now

by When is June 25, 2021

dirty bridget

A kinky gear head with no soul but the purest heart.

I could really use a dirty bridget in my life

by Soulsnacher69 November 24, 2021

dirty young

scratching your sweaty balls then making someone else smell your finger

Dave just dirty young scott by putting his hand on his sweaty ball sack and making him sniff it.

by Himynameiswilliamdavemattaaron August 2, 2008

Dirty Twizzler

When a stripper puts a twizzler in her ass and someone eats it without using their hands.

Candi put it in her ass and Jason ate the dirty twizzler.

by CP Fantasy Football June 21, 2011

dirty vítek

Masturbating to nugget porn videos and simultaneously sending unwanted dick pics to your friend's family.

I am really angry at him, I'm gonna do dirty vítek to him.

by dirty vítek creator May 20, 2022