Taco beard

1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.

2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco

After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"

by CaptainJabbin February 25, 2021

Sicken Choft Tacos

Bad luck piss-poop tacos. Based on sicken, choft, and tacos.

Etymology: Originating from a spoonerism common in the early 21st century resulting in an unfortunate combination of real words that formed the most disgusting dish imaginable.

SICKEN CHOFT TACOS BATMAN! LOOK AT HER COOTER!

by Glow Hat August 7, 2011

tacos

fantastic food

i want tacos

by Darkmember April 17, 2014

taco lent

When you, as a heterosexual male, voluntarily abstain from sex.

Like,

"Dude, I'm on my sixth day of taco lent. I'm jerking off like crazy."

by Fresh Sminty March 21, 2014

Glossy Taco

The short way of saying 'glossy top coat', because you're too lazy to say the full 'top' and 'coat'. It was made up by the not so logical, simply nailogical.

Cristine : Now, to finish it all off we're gonna put on...
Viewer : A GLOSSY TACOOOOOO!!
Cristine : A glossy taco!
Viewer : YASSSSSSSS

by Miinu-Inu April 18, 2018

Glossy taco

Glossy top coat of nail polish. Term invented by Cristine of Simplynailogical.

Let's add a glossy taco to the nail to seal the polish

by Rtasy July 15, 2017

mystical taco

Sometimes used when referring to a woman's vagina

Did you get any love last night ???

"Yeah ...she gave me a piece of her mystical taco "

by CaseDaGreat May 31, 2017