qszwdxefcrgvthbyjnukmil,o;.p'/

When you reach the most extreme boredom level of all time and wish that you could leave the planet Earth.

John: I'm so bored. I just typed qszwdxefcrgvthbyjnukmil,o;.p'/

by BarnOwl416 March 31, 2023

Sloppy Ryley P

Wanting a regular sloppy joe and having it replaced with mushrooms and mushroom soup.

Fuck Ryley after you Ryley Peter'd me now I have to deal with your Sloppy Ryley P

by Waldodba April 3, 2023

P

When the P is pushed

Did you hear about Tomas? He failed to push p with the gang gang my g.

by Im just ken my p May 30, 2024

Black Eyed P.

It's what happens to a woman who just got out of a rough relationship, and has a black eye that still needs healing, and she happens to run into R. Kelly, who takes her to his place for endless golden streams of sophisticated Champagne, gently grazing over her bruised eye socket.

Don't worry about a little Black Eyed P. baby, its me, the Peed Pipe-her of R&B

by Panspermia◠◡◠◡⚈ May 31, 2024

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|

When you're so overly bored, that you decide to type everything on your keyboard lowercase forwards, backwards, and diagonally, and uppercase forwards, backwards, and diagonally.

GUY #1: *types `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|*
GUY #2: "WTF"

by Quinzen June 1, 2024

qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklnm,p

The true word that comes after long years of boredom.

---bored---typing this thing"qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklnm,p"

by A doodle June 1, 2024

Chloe P

The best girl in existence, a queen amongst women, she will say she is horrible and that she makes everything worse, but she is so wrong, she just needs the right boyfriend to help her show it, she is a girl deserving your loyalty and your absolute devotion to, she is worth more than gold and more than the amount of money in the universe, she will give you the love that you give her and more, you will battle to see who loves who more but the boyfriend will always win, she also will make everything so much better in the world, while she might not think it, you know that she is the best person to make all your feeling die down, and lay low, suppress your feelings your really feeling, and make the voices go quiet, she will comfort you more than anyone else, she will make you feel wanted and make you feel like your worth somthing in this world, and you just want her to realise that she is too, but she wont believe it, but she will come to it over time

Man 1: I wish i had a Chloe P, she makes everything so much better

by 🐸Frogboy🐸 June 4, 2024