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All Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!
I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!
by Monkeyboy1234567 August 3, 2018
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The Sweetest Kiss of All

Eating a girl's Ass because you like her a lot
Justin says "I’m in love" so I go, "That’s great. Did you eat her ass?" He’s like, "No." I said,"So you don’t like her." And he was like, "No, I do." And I said, "No, you don’t." "If you did, you’d give her The Sweetest Kiss of All."

-Tom Segura
by OscarBeqa April 4, 2024
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Play all the hits

To bring up something fron the past, relevant/not even relevant to the conversation with the desired effect of having an argument/heated debate with someone.
Person 1: How did the meeting with your old friend go?
Person 2: It was going well but then she started to play all the hits.
by MarkusKavopicung April 25, 2022
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god and father of all mankind

Jacob....
I love the God and Father of all Mankind, Lets worship him.
by Lordandsaviour of us all February 22, 2020
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doesn't have it all

A nicer way of calling someone stupid or just flat out wild. It can be used to say someone has a mental disability without saying it at the same time.
Don't make fun of him for failing, he doesn't have it all.
by Kekmasternoscopes42069360666 December 5, 2018
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all they want is pussy

kahlil likes pussy
ozzy is pure
admin is a gamer
neptune is cute
pog
kahlil: all they want is pussy
malk man: are you talking about yourself?
by ozzy wozzy November 1, 2020
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kill all and leave

A solution to all your problems
P1: This math problem is hard
P2: Just kill all and leave
by Faiahball October 14, 2022
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