P

A Nigerian slang that technically stands for problem but is usually substituted for “matter” or “thing”

Similar to “thingie”

“Guy just forget that p”
“Are you going for that coachella p”
“That math p was hard”

by American dream20 June 13, 2023

qrweafsdzvxctiyugkhjb,nmo]p[l\;'

When you get so incredibly bored to a point where its unbelievable, literally to the point where you are about to die of boredom you type this. You take four letters, type the front and the start and then do the middle. Repeat for the whole keyboard.

hey dude
yeah?
im bored
type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
done that
ok how about mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
done that
fine last resort type qrweafsdzvxctiyugkhjb,nmopl\;'

by Curious man June 21, 2023

p

p

Me: "p"

by yarup June 25, 2023

Aubrey P

A male who will do whatever his daddy tells him.

Aubrey p - what are we doing today
Nate - you suckin my dick
Aubrey p - Gladly!

by Aubrey Oladel Prince June 25, 2023

Black Eyed P.

It's what happens to a woman who just got out of a rough relationship, and has a black eye that still needs healing, and she happens to run into R. Kelly, who takes her to his place for endless golden streams of sophisticated Champagne, gently grazing over her bruised eye socket.

Don't worry about a little Black Eyed P. baby, its me, the Peed Pipe-her of R&B

by Panspermia◠◡◠◡⚈ May 31, 2024

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|

When you're so overly bored, that you decide to type everything on your keyboard lowercase forwards, backwards, and diagonally, and uppercase forwards, backwards, and diagonally.

GUY #1: *types `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|*
GUY #2: "WTF"

by Quinzen June 1, 2024

qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklnm,p

The true word that comes after long years of boredom.

---bored---typing this thing"qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklnm,p"

by A doodle June 1, 2024