Cake

I don’t know what’s real and what’s cake tik tok sucks. Also a girls pair of fat cheeks

Damn that girl got cake.

by ChuckNasty2 January 26, 2021

Caked!

The action of getting cake all over your face is called being ‘Caked’. A exclamation mark (!) is added if it’s from another person or if it is a prank.

Me : “you got Caked!”
Friend : “aww man, now I have cake all over my face…”

by CakedPie June 4, 2022

Cake

Some salt dog that'll steal your meth money and give you Saxa salt then scoot away.

Customer- "hey man, wtf is this shit?"

Cake - "salt, lol" *scoot*

by RhiRhigurrrl January 23, 2021

Poison Cake

The product of defecation immediately after receiving anal sex during which semen is ejaculated in to the rectum.

Where are Ted and Bob?
They are in Teds room eating a poison cake.

by fraggerdude May 13, 2025

cake

A Josiah's nice, sexy boo-tay

Dang your cake be looking good in that suit!!!

by Tripu May 7, 2018

Cake ass

A cake ass person, most the the time male, is someone who doesn't appreciate their significant other.

"He never compliments me just to do it, he can't keep a job etc."
"Damn that's one of those cake ass niggas."

by mama_Houstonisbae April 29, 2018

the cake is a lier

that cake said there was glados to eat

cake: there is glados down in the incenirato- i mean fun ball pit

me: ok -jumps down- ahhhhh -burns alive- the cake is a lier ahhhh
cake:mwahahaha

by 10/10 will write again April 14, 2020