Ditter moment

That moment when vitamin ditter does literally anything.

Ditter: "Hey, how are you?"
Everyone: "YOOOOOOOO!!!! DITTER MOMENT!!!! DITTER MOMENT POG!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ditterstan42069 August 17, 2021

that moment when you die

when something scary or funny happens

wow I just had that moment when you die when a lion opened my car door

by palsmawielder2 April 03, 2018

Re-momented

When you become re-momented it is when your mind plays certain mories back in your head to prove to you that something is true.

Colin was thinking about what Jill meant, then was re-momented to realize he was the one she liked.

by jnsylv August 04, 2014

Jakob Moment

Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.

"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"

"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."

by Rat God. August 15, 2022

ButtFace Moment

When someone turns something completely innocent into something that is not innocent

"Oh wow I can't believe he just a DJ Monke into a masochist, now that is a certified ButtFace Moment"

by Jubbubbbu September 18, 2021

Shawn Moment

when shawn has a horrible take such as; flower boy>igor; faith is a 10; sour is 7+

that’s a shawn moment

by phoebebridgerleftfoot August 11, 2021

Bentley Moment

1. The self-indulgent, materialistic moment one has alone with their ultra-luxury vehicle. Usually a Bentley, but any six figure vehicle passes. 2. Any moment that while driving your ultra-luxury vehicle, women begin stalking you with their cars.

1. "I love the buttery soft upolstery. I bet I could stick my dick between the headrest and seat, and make myself cum."

2. "Look at all these bitches following me! An absolute Bentley Moment. I bet if I hung my cock out the window, it would start a fucking cunt riot."

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 07, 2010