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Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.
Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.
by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020
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Mexican Raspado

The mexican raspado is when you go to a mexican whorehouse ,and get a blowjob from a inexperienced ,cheap whore,resulting in head rash and pain.
dude we should go to tijuana ,and get some putas,<

Ok but be careful you could get a mexican raspado and that shit hurts
by devilishrumble June 20, 2010
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Mexican Rubix Cube

A group of 8 more more people that arrange themselves as givers and takers. The goal is to finish in less than 5 seconds which is the current world record. Experts often get ready to the point of climax the synchrony into the octagon position for the finishing move.
Did you see that link I sent you?! That Mexican Rubix Cube was a new world record??
by J-Rizzel October 23, 2025
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Drugstore Mexican

A Mexican who speaks little to no Spanish, a generic Mexican so to speak.
I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish I am Drugstore Mexican! Let me see if I can find someone who does!
by NoJuanKnows September 29, 2019
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Mexican business hours

A business that stops helping customers before the posted hours of operation
Unable to order food at 9:20 because the business closes at 10:00 this business uses Mexican business hours
by bendecker January 12, 2023
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Mexican sound off

When two men have a mexican sound off they put a sounding rod down their urethra and stand opposite to each other, they will then start violently jerking off and the first dude to ejaculate out the sounding rod and hit the opponent will win, this is a very intense form of battle
Old amos and old james were having a mexican sound off in the wild west.
by big dick chad123 June 16, 2025
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Mexican Thanksgiving

The act of shoving a burrito up your anus proceeded by taking it out and eating.
Me and James are gonna have a Mexican Thanksgiving later tonight if you wanna join.
by 12inWeiner January 20, 2025
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