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Penguin Piss

Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine
"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:
by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017
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cadillac pissing

When you going commando and you have to piss. Some rolls out like a Cadillac.
Man, I had to piss so bad and I was cammando, that shit rolled out like a cadillac pissing!
by Roonsta January 21, 2018
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The Piss Face

The Piss Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, with the male's face and mouth just under the girl's pussy, and then the girl pees directly into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay males, lesbians, transgenders, non-binary people, heteroflexible people, demisexuals, sapiosexuals, and more!
Nathan: Bro, how much piss did you get in your mouth last night from doing The Piss Face with Marlee?
Joe: I received a lot of piss from her pussy in my mouth, and it was delicious!
Nathan: You're nasty, dude. You need mental help! This isn't normal, man. This is beyond weird!
Joe: Oh, come on, don't knock it till you try it!
Nathan: Hell no, man. That's disgusting as fuck.
by efishies15 January 25, 2019
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Expensive Piss

A term used to describe the situation when one has consumed excessive amounts of medication or substances, rendering them ineffective or wasteful. This often occurs when someone repeatedly redoses, resulting in a futile expenditure of resources.Expensive Piss - A term used to describe the situation when one has consumed excessive amounts of medication or substances, rendering them ineffective or wasteful. This often occurs when someone repeatedly redoses, resulting in a futile expenditure of resources.
Man, Tommy couldn't stop his spunion antics -sp he blew through his monthly supply in four days. He's a walking sack of expensive piss.
by Jerry Benton November 28, 2023
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Piss pants

Yo pissy myles piss pants
by 09hr084711fyrt December 8, 2023
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same piss different toilet

When you get drink with the same friends at a different bar. “Same piss different toilet”
by EmWare January 2, 2025
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Pissing Distance

When someone and/or something is withing a close proximity, hence the name,"Pissing Distance". Take (For example) a birthday or any other special occasion. If it is within a month or less to happen, it could be considered in Pissing Distance.
Person 1: (Playing catch with Person 2, only to end up throwing the ball a bit too far) "Oh, shit!"

Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"

Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"

Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"

Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!

Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)
by BigMamaBS April 30, 2025
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