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Issaquah Middle School

A gay hellhole that's a rite of passage to Issaquah High School.

It gets regularly vandalized often, and the teachers and staff are underpaid, and they just wanna go home. The principals (Yeah, there are new ones every year) are garbage and can't manage the school right, and end up leaving at the end of the year.

Everyone in IMS are either SJWs, or Nazis that somehow missed the Argentina train and ended up in Washington.

The school mascot is the Panther, a German tank that was used in World War II.
Student 1: I go to Issaquah Middle School!
Student 2: Lemme guess, 4chan or Twitter?
by KingOfNothingAmogus October 1, 2022
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Ralph Sadleir Middle School

An extraordinarily mediocre school with a large array of dislike lable staff members.
Totally innocent young person: Let's go to Ralph Sadleir Middle School!

Same person, 5 minutes later: This school is extraordinarily mediocre and has a large array of dislikeable staff members.
by NumberTwoWithExtraCheese April 23, 2019
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Middle School

A school for kids from 11-14 in the US.
Some celebrities son just went to middle school.
by JohnDoesTech December 2, 2020
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Snellville middle

A school where nasty hoes are nasty hoes and where niggas grab other niggas ass. Nasty bitches and niggas go to this fucked up school. Full of fake hoes.
You know that fake ass hoe from snellville middle school.

That nigga gay asf. He gotta be from snellville middle.
by BigDjazz July 22, 2019
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Nelson Middle School

nelson has too much. boys vadalize the toilets everyday with their own shit and piss like wtf? the teachers are always getting fired or resigning. one got fired for sexual harrasement ? the principal is such a w but the school.. bru you cant use the restroom at the first 10 or last 10 minutes of class????? wild. nelson has “fist fights” that look like two rats high fiving too wtf if you're gay, brown, athletic you're good! if not then uhhh gl man. also nelson is a good school im lit js being a little over exaggerating.. nms is a W(only bc of our principal)
Nelson Middle School has the shittiest school ever.
by peppermint !! December 29, 2023
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strayer middle school

a strip club, but for minors. the only place where doors to the bathrooms don’t exist so the whole school ends up getting hot boxed. where every girl thinks that they’re hot by wearing shorts that show half their ass. where guys think that shoving underclassmen in the lockers is ‘top comedy’. but watch your step. there is the vsco girl’s moldy dunkin’ donuts on the ground. where being suicidal is trendy and having mental disorders makes you “quirky”.
“bro you went to strayer middle school?”
“yo stop i have ptsd from that place
by crackheadmack June 4, 2020
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Kennedy middle school

A fucking shit show, mr nuno sucks ass and Mrs pussy (posas) is scary asf.
by Subdibsjdb June 2, 2022
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