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Got life fucked up

Thinking someone is stupid; trying to downplay someone's brutal/calculating capabilities; trying to mess someone over; assuming that someone gives a fuck about how you feel.
If you think we are still on good terms after you switched up on me, you got life fucked up in a BIG way.

Synonymous with the term: "Got me fucked up"
by D20202000 February 1, 2022
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Lost Control Of Your Life

IF YOU'VE Lost Control Of Your Life
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE Silly Strings
WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
BIG SHOT!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!!
by UrbanDicter1 February 20, 2022
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Among us in real life

Among ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘ฟ us ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ in ๐Ÿฝ real ๐Ÿ”Ž life ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿงฌ (sus, sus) Among ๐Ÿ’ฐ us ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ in ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ real ๐Ÿ‘น life ๐Ÿ’“ (sus, sus) Playing โฃ๏ธ among ๐Ÿ’ฐ us ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘จ in ๐Ÿ‘‰ real ๐Ÿ“ท life ๐Ÿงฌ Spaceship with my โœ‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ•’ crew ๐Ÿ‘ฌ Gonna ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ split ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป up, ๐Ÿ˜ฟ spread โœจ out ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšช 'Cause ๐Ÿ— we ๐Ÿ‘ฌ all ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ’ฉ got ๐Ÿ‘ tasks ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿค— to do ๐Ÿ˜ค Gotta ๐Ÿ™ˆ find ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ” the imposter ๐Ÿšซ As they ๐Ÿคผ try ๐Ÿ˜ˆ to sabotage Who ๐Ÿคท can ๐Ÿคฆ โ™‚๏ธ we ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ trust ๐Ÿซ‚ in ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚ this among ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝ us ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ entourage? Heard ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿป a sound, ๐ŸŽค turned ๐Ÿ˜ around ๐Ÿ’ž Looking ๐Ÿ‘€ up, ๐Ÿš˜ looking ๐Ÿ‘€ down โฌ‡๏ธ Then ๐Ÿฟ I ๐Ÿคข find ๐Ÿ”Ž a dead ๐Ÿฉ body ๐Ÿ’ƒ Gotta ๐Ÿ‘‰ blow ๐ŸŒฌ the horn ๐Ÿ“ฏ emergency ๐Ÿšจ Discussion ๐Ÿค” who ๐Ÿ‘ฟ should ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿค” we ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ believe ๐Ÿ™ Can't ๐Ÿ‘„ decide ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ so now ๐Ÿ‘‡ we ๐Ÿ‘ฅ leave ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฅฐ Not โŒ sure ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ”œ what ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช I'm ๐Ÿ˜ about ๐Ÿ’ฅ to see ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ Will ๐Ÿ”ฅ it be ๐Ÿ‘ a dead ๐Ÿ˜ณ body? ๐Ÿ’ƒ Still ๐Ÿฅ‡ have ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿก๐ŸŽฃ a task I ๐Ÿ™€ must ๐Ÿ‘ซ complete ๐Ÿšซ Who's โ˜‘๏ธ the impostะตr? Looking ๐Ÿ‘€ sus, who โ“ can ๐Ÿ‘บ we ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ’ฐ trust? ๐Ÿคž Who's ๐Ÿคท the imposter? ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค Looking ๐Ÿ‘€ sus, who ๐Ÿ‘€ can wะต ๐Ÿงš trust? ๐Ÿซ‚ Who's ๐Ÿคท the imposter? ๐Ÿšซ Looking ๐Ÿ‘€ sus, who ๐Ÿคท can ๐Ÿฅซ we ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉ trust? ๐Ÿคž Who's ๐Ÿ˜‡ the imposter? ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค Looking ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’• sus, who ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท can we ๐Ÿ‘ง trust? ๐Ÿคž I'm ๐Ÿคช a ghost, ๐Ÿ‘ป I'm ๐Ÿ˜“ my ๐Ÿงœ๐Ÿป โ™€๏ธ biggest ๐Ÿ™€ fear ๐Ÿ˜จ Got killedโ€ฆ โšฐ๏ธ
Mike: Hey wanna play among us in real life
Jack: Sorry bro too busy on my sis account in royale high
by Trip to mars ad again September 11, 2022
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mid-life crisis book

a book which tends to be read by middle aged women
usually a soppy romance
with lots of drama
and causes a mid-life crisis
such as 'the notebook'
daughter: why are you crying mom?
mother: o its nothing! -sob sob- why didnt my prince charming ever come?!? -sob sob- why did i settle for all those dirtbags?!? -sob sob sob-
daughter: o i see your just reading a mid-life crisis book
by equasayway April 27, 2009
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I hate my life

by SStereotypical February 8, 2022
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Real life screen shot

A verb, to take a real life screen shot usually with a camera or a cellular phone. As apposed to a regular screen shot done on a PC.
Bill: Dude sickest party last week, wish I brought my camera to take some real life screen shots.
by ihsan m October 31, 2010
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Wife from another Life

Your wife from another life is someone you could see you being married to in another life, and envisioning a healthy marriage.
Person 1: Man, I can see Julie being my wife from another life! She is so perfect, and we compliment each other very well!
Person 2: Lmao, I ship it.
by Randoven November 17, 2015
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