Green Bean

- Green bean AKA side hoe/side dish

- A mf who is too green (happy) about something that should be an embarrassment.

- A mf who fucks your significant other, then brags out it.

- A mf who brags in general.. Green bean.

- A mf who thinks they better than you.. Green bean.

- A bitch who stalks your whole relationship because you’ve been dating the guy she’s obsessed with for 5 years now and she’s STILL pressed.. yeah ITS A MF GREEN BEAN BITCH (;

“So you’re bragging because my man cheated on me with YOU but you got nothing out of it other than a wet ass? You a green bean ass bitch”

“Simmer down, green bean”

by SayingWhatYouDontWantTo September 16, 2022

Jelly Bean

When you accidentally slam an item that you weren't supposed to make because you were not paying attention

You: Crap!!! I didn't mean to make zephyrs, it was supposed to be a sunfire.
Me: Oh you just pulled a Jelly Bean.

by Luxinder October 15, 2020

beans

a cat that has one single braincell in his tiny head. that braincell is tv static.

is that beans the cat?

yeah! he's a dumbass with one braincell.

by thebestemma November 25, 2021

frothy bean

It’s when you take a Mexican midget and make him drink a lot of milk and then shake him really fast

Hey did you see Dave? He’s using a frothy bean.

by Justin Isaac September 13, 2020

bean head

When ones head is shaped like a bean.

Kakusu Harry has the biggest bean head i've ever seen, it's fucking massive.

by BigBanta May 19, 2016

Beans

That brown shit that you eat at chipotle

Are you eating shit sir?

No. Its beans asshole

by Eater August 30, 2019

That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.

Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?

by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020