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Sex Noob

When somebody didn't listen in health class. Such as sticking the penis in ear, nose, belly button, hopefully never but eye and so on. Or when a girl doesn't no you bleed after first sex. Mostly happened to nerds, fat chicks, or ugly people;
Bobs a sex noob he tried to stick his dick in my eye!
by Fishtarts November 30, 2015
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rasta sex

referred to Rastafarian whom only have sex when it rains.
Mary-Jane and I had rasta sex all through that hurricane yesterday.
by LetsAllWakeUp February 28, 2016
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polite sex

I had polite sex last night with my boring wife.
by ooooghhye March 9, 2016
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sex-drown

A term coined recently by a comedian from C4's 8/10 Cats, generated randomly during their Countdown session. Hilarious.

Research concludes that the term currently has no official definition, however the etymology of such associated practise refers to erotic asphyxiation or breath control play, which is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain for the purposes of sexual arousal. This sexual practice is variously called asphyxiophilia, autoerotic asphyxia, hypoxyphilia. The term autoerotic asphyxiation is used when the act is done by a person to themselves. It has allegedly been around since the 17th century.

Author George Shuman describes the effect as such, 'When the brain is deprived of oxygen, it induces a lucid, semi-hallucinogenic state called hypoxia. Combined with orgasm, the rush is said to be no less powerful than cocaine, and highly addictive.'

Think David Carradine; Michael Hutchence (allegedly).

My definition would therefore be something along akin to:

'The act of submerging another's head in a liquid in order to induce erotic asphyxiation for the sole purpose of sexual gratification by either/both consenting parties.'

Discuss at your leisure!
Bob was well into freaky shit so Brenda held his head in the fish tank whilst she ploughed him like a field. Thankfully, Bob lived to tell the tale and has reportedly engaged in subsequent sex-drowns.
by MiniDynamo March 27, 2016
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Visual sex

The act of visualizing or thinking of having sexual intercourse with one another through visual link.imagining having sex with a person without action or doing anything.
by Monmonmill August 28, 2019
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Sex Chicken

A rubber chicken used for sexual interaction. The chicken can be penetrated or squeaked for its sound; bringing pleasure.
Are you ready, babe?”

One second, let me grab the Sex Chicken”
by Yakubiangangsta April 18, 2020
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Shark Sex

Violent sex where the male/dominant partner leaves marks on female/non-dominant partner.
Hi, I’m Rick, May I buy you a drink? My name is Suzann, sure but I’m into Shark Sex. Cool Suzann, I’ve visited the aquarium and still do, now what are you drinking?
by NW Beach Bum November 6, 2020
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