Piss Test

The struggle a man has urinating into the toilet while having an erection.
Bro, I woke up with morning wood and had to pee, I had to take a Piss test.
by Big Scoop July 29, 2016
mugGet the Piss Testmug.
Used to describe extremely strong coffee, or any other beverage that is stronger than expected.
This coffee is as strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off
by anonymous January 22, 2025
mugGet the As strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted offmug.

pissed the moint

What you succeeded in doing when you failed to understand local natives' warnings during a visit to Cols and went noisily/splashingly wading in a creek that is inhabited by fearsome-toothed red-colored anglerfish-like predators.
If you don't want your gravestone to read, "Missed the point --- pissed the moint", you should closely listen and comprehend what your intergalactic tour-guide tells you about the dangerous plants and animals on a particular planet or asteroid that you're planning on visiting.
by QuacksO October 23, 2019
mugGet the pissed the mointmug.

Tar piss

The liquidy waste released from ones bowels when they're suffering from dirrea and theres nothing left in the tank
"Im gonna beat the tar piss out of you."

"My stomach was a mess all night, nothing but tar piss"
by Sigmund fraud December 20, 2020
mugGet the Tar pissmug.

piss

When a baby gets hit by a car.
Nurse 1: Damn, this is the 5th piss this week!

Nurse 2: and it’s only monday!
by Pissface6969 May 13, 2020
mugGet the pissmug.

piss boarding

They used the piss boarding technique to interrogate the suspect.
mugGet the piss boardingmug.

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