Chicken Tikka Masala

Chicken Tikka Masala - "Indian" dish invented by white people, for white people; usually likes to hang out at buffets and sometimes mistakenly ends up on an Indian's plate. To prepare, take some lukewarm water, pour in curry powder and chicken, and stir/blend continuously until all ingredients are dissolved. Add red food coloring if desired. Salt is optional. Serve lukewarm.

Alternate pronunciations: "chicken teekee masala", chicken tikh hai masala", "This shit is SPICY!!!", or "DAMN that's some good teekee CURRY y'all!!"

Waiter at Indian restaurant: "What would you like to order?"
White person: "Is that even a question?! Chicken tikki masala! I heard it's the best here!"
Waiter: "You mean the chicken tikka masala?"
White person: "Yeah, that's what I said!"
Waiter: sigh... "coming right up..."

by bubba666 August 24, 2012

chicken fried steak

the single most delicious thing that my mom makes

KID 1: wanna come over and eat?
KID 2: sure what are you having?
KID 1: my moms chicken fried steak
KID 2: FUCK YEA!(i just came a little)

by DJ Kwik-E Mart May 21, 2008

general gao's chicken

What people from Boston seem to think General Tsu's chicken is called. Totally unacceptable in civilized conversation.

Q: Can I get a General Gao's chicken?
A: Go back to Boston asshole.

by E'Fresh February 20, 2007

chicken my emo

Checking my e-mail, usually said when intoxicated.

A. "Did you have fun at the bar?"
B. "Leave me alone, I'm chicken my emo."
A. "What?"
B. "bleccch.....ewwww. I think I drank too much."

by megagogy February 21, 2008

Fried Chicken Fiesta

When you rub your testicles with grease from fried chicken and proceed to teabag an unsuspecting black man.

After a brief stop at KFC, Will greased up his gonads and celebrated a Fried Chicken Fiesta with his good buddy Maurice.

by rebel13459 October 1, 2007

Chicken Breath

edward ford is motherfucking son of a chicken hu breathe smells so much dat he finks COLGATE is da name given 2 da tappin up of ashley cole by chelsea. as he is a chelsea fan and goes 2 every game i'll feel sorry 4 anyone hu sits near him with his chicken breath and his variety bucket. his favourite time of year is easter and least favourite time is bathtime. please someone do all ur sense of smell a favour n introduce him 2 da use of water 4 washing and a tic tac.

i feel like chicken tonight
i don't. i'm sittin nxt 2 edward ford 2day

c edward ford stinky chicken breathe 4 more info.

by anon March 10, 2005

Chicken Fucker

One who get sexually involved with a chicken in someway. Weather its a live chicken or chicken meat(aka chicken breast or chicken drumsticks)

Jon Grossman you are a chicken fucker you fucked a chicken breast.

by I see all October 30, 2008