jer bear

hell on earth
he has a big passion for torturing young cheerleaders
he’s a human grinch

I have heard jer bear makes everyone miserable”

by user103948200349 June 27, 2022

Hunny bear

Someone who is into really kinky sex dresses up in a bear costume and pours honey all over themselve then the male jerks off and giver her his honey

lets go to the bedroom and dress up as a hunny bear for kinky sex

by MrBool12 October 3, 2018

Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation

When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength

You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*

by Fluph February 23, 2025

Little Bear Disease (LBD)

Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).

Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big

Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.

Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”

Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.

Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.

Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).

by Little bear baby August 16, 2025

booty bear

a bear that will eat your booty if you put honey on it

the booty bear is coming run do you have honey on your but yeah, I wanted to see if it was real

by thatgoat January 15, 2022

Bear Grylls

Verb:
The act of going down on a girl until she squirts into your mouth and down your throat.

Dave:
"I helped a girl discover she was a squirter...on my face, in my mouth, down in my throat...it was unexpected..."
Johnny:
"Wow bro you really went full Bear Grylls on her finally!"

by Ares Inamorta May 31, 2016

golli bear

A man who lives on top of apache pizza Pearse street, loves a few cans and snorts a fuck ton. Fellas whacked

Dylan's mackeys dad is a golli bear

by Golli bear lover lad April 24, 2018