I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

bet bear

The craziest degen gambler of all-time, life is too short to bet less than $5.

Dude did you see that guy, he is a complete bet bear

by Betttttttttor November 23, 2021

Bears in the road

A dumb ass thing emery said when he was watching a Irish motorcycle race in mr chestivstines class.

Emery: “there going to fast they need to slow down what If there’s bears in the road!!!”
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched

by the big snutch March 24, 2021

Bear vs Man

Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.

Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

robot bear

It comes for your fazballs.

Nightguard: NOT THE ROBOT BEAR!!!

by ඩී December 7, 2023

Bear

A common term for a state trooper out in the Midsection of the U.S. Most notably heard in C. W. McCall’s Convoy. More commonly heard in but not limited to: Arizona, New Mexico Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Illinois, and even parts of Minnesota!

By, the time we got into Tulsa Town, we had 85 trucks in all, but there’s a roadblock up on the clover leaf and them bears were wall-to-wall, Yeah them smokeys were as thick as bugs on the bumper, they even had a bear in the air, I said “calling all trucks, this is the duck, we’re about to go hunting bear!”

by airplanelover12 May 21, 2020

rizzly bear

when someone has so much rizz he turns into a bear and the hoes fall in love with him

that mf a rizzly bear he got all the hoes on his dick he literally turned into a fucking bear

by kingbadmon December 17, 2022