Bean Dipping

Either your man’s sampling the neighbor or some animal is bent over licking his balls in front of the whole party.

Your man bean dipping the Mexican girl next door again? Oh hell, check out Paco bean dipping on the couch.

by Sir Beardsley April 10, 2019

get beaned

when you slam a box of beans on someones head
a fun way to say you will die next

a word often used when drunk

Head beans: "WATCH OUT IMMA BEAN YOU"
death: "your about to get beaned, say goodbye"
drunk: "get beaned sonny, get beaned"

by bbEanEDDDD November 27, 2017

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 31, 2024

Bean Roll

The finest delicacy in the north of Scotland, usually sold by caithness mobile catering. It consists of a can of Heinz beans and a roll

Person 1 : what would you like
Person 2 : Bean roll
Person 1 : aww bean roll there pure treats lek

by Wife took e Bairns March 22, 2023

Black bean burger

When a woman is looking to eat out a man's ass, but only prefers men who are of African American and/or Hispanic/Latino background.

Used in a sentence: "Damn, that brother has got some serious behind. That's a juicy black bean burger!"

by Jenningswriter March 25, 2017

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

An interjection used when someone says something on TV that is hypocritical to either scientific fact or opposite to other things that the same guy said.

Criminal: "I never stole the diamond,"
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*

by AlexanderThundersnow October 02, 2023

bestest bean

To be someone’s ‘bestest bean’ is to be someone who is the kindest, most supportive, amazing human bean on the planet. You share music taste and food and dream of going to every concert possible. Concerts are fun.

Person 1: Who’s that?

Person 2: They’re my bestest bean on the planet. They’re pretty damn cool.

by youruncertainshadow February 22, 2020