Bean

He was put under a lot of pressure when he was stuck inside a fucking car and then set alight then crushed by a car, but he survived it, he also doesnt know what an orgasm is

R.I.P beans’ dad

Me and the boy at 3PM looking for Bean

by Gucci gamer bath water July 21, 2019

Bean Hair

A greasy haired Mexican

My friend bill is a bean hair

by fluff bag May 27, 2009

Bean

A Mexican

Look at that sexy bean

by Uuhhhhhh January 21, 2021

Bean

English slang for someone's head. Especially potent when referring to a bald head due to its exceptional resemblance to a bean.
This slang term, although in wide use across England, is particularly common amongst UK Counterstrike players and the term "beaner" has long been used to describe someone who gets a lot of headshots. There is no relation to the American usage as a derogatory slur towards Hispanic Americans.

"I slapped his bean bruv", "Brucey's a bit of beaner still"

by Jeremy Cunt May 4, 2021

Slipped a bean

When you accidentally pass a single, small, bean-shaped portion of feces; whether in trust of flatulence, or, when momentarily failing retention of highly pressurized feces. Usually a precursor to deluge or projectile diarrhea.

“So, anyway, I was putting her in the Master Blaster, then…oh….oh, no….BOSS! I gotta go home! I slipped a bean. Yes, again!”

by Bowss Howgg August 4, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.> Pepping THe BEans Whistle<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> Pepping THe BEans Whistle<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> Pepping THe BEans Whistle<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Bean Body

creatures from the planet of Nahfalafagus

“A bean body is living on the planet called nahfalafagus”

by I LOVE MORIAH September 26, 2023