Lovey bear

The fricken cutest feller out there! I call my fiancé this all the time. Lovey bear is what you’d call the sweetest most comforting man on earth. He means the absolute world to me. I guess you could say he’s even the best lovey bear out there! So cute.

“I love you lovey bear. You mean the world to me”

by Purplepenguin May 10, 2022

interracial bears

When two overweight males of different races engage in sexual intercourse. They are both typically extremely hairy.

Did you watch that interracial bears video on pornhub?

by NotSimply March 21, 2017

Beanie Bear

A large, hairy Mexican who loves the cock in and/or around all orifices.

Daaaaamn! Look at the jiggle on that beanie bear!

by Silkies_Man May 27, 2019

chocolate gummi bear

a regular gummi bear that has been rolled in dirt until it looks like its been made of chocolate

person A- Dude i just ate a chocolate gummi bear!!!

person B- Well... I hope you like AIDS.

(chocolate gummi bears probaly won't give you AIDS)

by 44-FLEX July 31, 2011

polar bear head

Oral sex with cold hands and lots of teeth.

"Does Courtney give good head?"
"No, she gave me polar bear head cold hands and teeth!"

by pbh February 22, 2014

bear

yogi

yogi is a bear

by poopie boi February 17, 2022

guppy bear

A person who looks like a fish and smokes pot

I’m a guppy bear in the guppy world.

by Gummy bear bang July 11, 2020