Glossy taco

The act of taking a hard taco shell, coating it with thicc layer of glossy top coat, and then inserting one's wood into the shell and fucking it until completion. The glossy top coat helps protect the taco shell from rupturing due to the sheer force of fucking, and the smooth coating decreases friction. Feels especially good when wet or lubed.

No girl wanted to hook up with me today so I bought myself some hard taco shells, a bottle of glossy top coat, and did the glossy taco.

(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021

Shawn taco

To be wrapped in a large blanket and anally fucked until the participant speaks Spanish

Hey Rob, can you put me in that Shawn taco position again?

by Haley dow August 11, 2025

A “Kosher Taco”

How you describe someone who is half Jewish, half Mexican.

Diego Goldstein is A “Kosher Taco” because his dad is Mexican and his mother is Jewish.

by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019

Taco

Beaner food

Eat your Taco beaner.

by ttacoeater February 21, 2020

Glossy taco

A clear top coat

"WHERE'S MY GLOSSY TACO?!?!?!?!"

by Oreoz Queent November 21, 2017

Glossy taco

Glossy gel top coat of nail polish.

Used by the true HOLOSEXUALS following Simplynailogical on YouTube, to describe the beautiful top coat of transparent nail polish that you should apply if you want to have sexy nails.

Also, apply peel off base coat for peel porn.

After you have applied your holo glitter nail polish, you should seal it with a nice shinny glossy taco.

by Stop Yelling It's Christmas July 15, 2017

Taco

A taco is a food, that’s all. You eat it, drink it, ( wait how? ) and yeah..

“ I want a Taco now! “

by don’t ask anymore questions July 21, 2019