National head day

April 19th When you’re king or queen gives you some good head

Man: aye it’s national head day
Girl: I got you hunny * proceeds to suck til cum*

by Joseph tocan May 28, 2018

national crush day

national crush day you celebrate your love and it is on october 2nd

guy:hey babe it’s national crush day
girl: omg i know

by miamoremucho October 2, 2018

National Eat Pussy Day

National Eat Pussy Day is on October 30th because the next day you’ll be eating candy. This way it’s two days of treats

John: Yo u should eat her pussy today
Jeremy: Why?
John: Because it’s October 30th
Jeremy: Oh yeah it’s national eat Pussy day... bet!!

by Bnvhu October 28, 2020

National Cancel “The Boyz😈🥶🥶” Day

April 5th
kick all of them in the balls

it’s National Cancel “The Boyz😈🥶🥶” Day today let’s go stomp on their consoles

by darceycornell13 March 24, 2021

National cat calling day

If you cat call your a sick fucking human being you know your not even a human if you do that

Tom:it’s national cat calling day if you do that your a sick human being

by Yourlocalitalian March 27, 2021

National grab thigh day

On april 17 everything on that day grabs someone thigh or ass

April 17 is the day of national grab thigh day hell yeah

by Wgsorbvaosfb April 11, 2019

National dick sucking day

may 9th is national dick sucking day and send nudes day so you basically do what you want and not be hoe;)

national dick sucking day so ‘whose wants to be first?

by tigerj2001 May 9, 2019