blonde moment

severe case of missing the bleeding obvious

No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!

by sphincter basha June 29, 2011

Bruh moment

An exclaimation people use to indicate severe feelings for something which will or has happened.

“Dude, did you hear that Jack, Luke, Carlos, Navid, Mark AND James all got a bruh moment yesterday.”

by Colemaster October 31, 2019

High moment

When you’re talking to someone while high on marijuana/hashish, and you have a short conversation after which there is a long pause, where both people are thinking about what was just said, until one of you say something.

Tommy: Bro J.I.D does kind of sound like Kendrick Lamar though

Jimmy: Are you crazy? I’ve released farts that sound more like Kendrick than J.I.D does

*long pause (2-4 mins) where both are thinking about what was being discussed*

Jimmy: Damn bro we had another high moment

Tommy: Shit, you’re right

*both burst out in laughter*

*another high moment*

by Sopranito December 21, 2018

First Responder Moment

A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.

Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment

by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025

Will Moment

When you are being stupid and then do somthing stupid.

Man 1“Hey sans go to the park?” Man 2 “Yes!”
Man 3 “we should go to the park!” Man 1 “that was a will moment

by YumnyT March 14, 2022

family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom

Another way to say yes

“Did you clean your room?”

“family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom“ (Yes)

by Mixolix_Ellsworth September 8, 2025

VH2 Player Moment

Somebody who cannot cope with the fact that Vampire Hunters 2 is gone from Roblox.

Random VH2 player: PLEASEEEEE ZAC REOPEN THE GAME I NEEEEEED TO GO BACK TO SPAMMING V AND MAKING FUN OF RANDOM CHILDREN FOR BEING NEW TO THE GAME PLEASEPLEASEPELASE OPEN IT AGAIN!!!

Me: VH2 Player Moment.

by Sjcnchdnsian January 22, 2022